Om-lette Ki Pyaasi

Sanjay Srivastav, when asked who is the most popular figure in Indian porn, says:

The woman is often a whisky-drinking, cigarette-smoking, pillion rider with legs astride who loves to eat omelettes—an object of both desire and anxiety. (Courtesy Outlook)

I have yet to see omelet-loving pillion rider in Indian pornowood. Pornowood: n. Porn Films Industry and it's productions. Word coined by yours sincerely as he writes this post. Hope Shakeela doesn't mind -- unlike Amitabh Bachhan, who terribly minds it if you call Hindi film industry Bollywood.

Don't ask who is Shakeela. Not Chhota Shakeel's sister, no.